Really horrid bloke. Funny though. Expect chaos and desperation. Will be burnt into your brain like when someone pauses a plasma TV for too long. Winner of Sketch-Off 2025 (over 300 entrants). "A virtuoso display of comic writing" - Steve Bennett, Chortle. "He makes a hell of an impression...something very special." Tim Harding, Chortle. "[Truly] original humour." Bruce Dessau, BeyondTheJoke.

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